To Get to the Other Side

So, I’ve seen a lot of weird things in my neighborhood over the years, but yesterday’s sight was just about unbelievable. As I was driving home there was a chicken……crossing the road. Seriously. I don’t know whose chicken it was, nor why anyone in my area would own a chicken, but there she was, walking along the double yellow lines. There was a car behind me or else I would have stopped to ask her why she was crossing the road…….though I’m pretty sure I already know the answer.