Beach Vacations

The wife and I just got back from the beach, and I noticed a few things. Like, at every beach I’ve ever been to there’s always two items in the sand: a used band-aid and a lone sock. They aren’t necessarily close to each other or connected in any way, they’re just at Every. Beach. Ever. And who goes to the rickety “All-You-Can-Eat” Crab Shacks? Some of them should have a sign that says “Please eat all the crab you want. We have to get rid of it because we’re closing the business after tonight.”